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It's cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don't swallow the load when it is delivered.

Monday nights are known to Mormons as Family Home Evenings and they play games and learn lessons to help their kids make their way through the world and their lives…

Here we see a typical Mormon couple showing their daughter Suzie that sometimes when times are tight in college she may have to look to other ways to pay her rent using Monopoly as a great family learning tool.

Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional' with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…

Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for some, many young couples would rather be ‘walking the dog' than using their legs…but they still prefer going outside to do it.

This is the type of situation that this guy should have learned to deal with in kindergarten.  So often when enjoying yourself, some idiot comes along being a killjoy saying ‘Oh…you can't do that.'

Experience has taught me, as it should have taught this guy, that usually these people just want to be invited to join in on the fun too and I bet if Harold and his girlfriend offered to make it a threesome they wouldn't have any more problems.

This is one crazy mutated muff, but this chick has gotta learn to be careful or be exploited…

Like if I was this dude, my response would be ‘I dunno…how do you like being sold to a circus as a carnival freak bitch?'

You know generally most cops are fucked up power trippers with their heads so far up their own asses that there is next to no point in having them on the street.

Not Officer Clancy here…he knows how things should be, and in a moment he will set things straight and those hookers will be on their knees giving the pleasure that they should be giving instead of getting pleasure themselves for free.

You know people always worry about a place if its haunted or a ghost killing them or some such bs…nah…beware the ghost goo. I figure that if there's ghosts then there's probably a bunch of pervo ones out there jacking off playing peeping-toms and I would be like waaaay more worried about ectoplasmic-goo sliming me than being “haunted”.

Trashy Toons tip of the day:

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When I woke up this morning, I didn't expect to find the 18 year old next to me. She was supposed to be at school. What the fuck was she still doing here? I woke her ass up and, instead of panicking, she smiled and said that she felt like sleeping in. I told her I had to go to work and she was under the impression that she can stay while I'm not home-I don't play that shit. Sure, I've been dating her for a while now and most men wouldn't mind their "girlfriend" staying, but check it out... it's not a trust issue. I know she's not going to go through my shit. What it is is a "getting too comfortable" issue.

So instead of kicking her ass out of my place, I instead, made her wanna leave. I jumped off of my bed and yelled - rat! She hates rodents and insects and I ran towards a corner of my room as if I was looking for it; the 18 year old instantly was awake and because I couldn't find the rat (damn it), she told me that she couldn't stay there knowing that there was a furry rodent lurking in the cuts. I know-I'm pretty damn good. Hey, she's going to get the hint one way or another eventually.

Before getting ready for work, I was so fuckin horny and I regretted not having a quickie with the 18 year old before running her out. I had to get in my quick fix so I jumped on my laptop onto TrashyToons.com because my dirty mind led me to that site. The animators over there remind me a little bit of myself-sick and twisted with a damn good sense of humor. I have a FREE TRIAL that I'm using, so it's all to the good.

Why the fuck am I at work on Columbus Day? Shouldn't this day be a national holiday? Didn't he discover this great land? And how do we repay him - by working on his day like he ain't shit. Yeah, it must be Monday today. I really don't want to be here today because I feel like I'm getting jipped a holiday.

On the bright side, there's a couple of new hot pieces of ass in our customer service department, so I guess I'll introduce myself and get acquainted with them today. My other co-workers seem like they are in la-la land just zoning out as they realize, like me, it's a fuckin Monday. Mondays are so fuckin unproductive at work as half of the staff has bed-head and the other half are doin other shit that doesn't pertain to work.

What the fuck is this? An e-mail from the 18 year old... she rarely, actually never has, e-mailed me. Damn my privacy is getting smaller as each day passes. It has its pros and cons, but remember this my brothers, I am a man of my word and if I say she's not moving in with me anytime soon - than that's that: end of discussion. She'll either have to listen or cut the fuckin corner and not let the door hit her ass on the way out.

Being 30 years old, my parents have been waiting for me to settle down and can't wait to have grandkids; my parents don't know about the 18 year old and I don't intend on opening that can of worms. Matter of fact, as a tribute to Columbus, I'm going to conquer uncharted pussy tonight and go TrashyToons.com on it. The 18 year old will have to spend tonight alone because I am not seeing her tonight. I'm getting horny just thinking of tonight's excursion.

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While at the gym, I ran into two broads I knew from my high school days and lemme tell you, these chicks were flirty back then and are full-blown promiscuous now. They aren't the finest piece of asses, but dude, they are down to let me do any damn thing I want to em-it's looking like it's gonna be a menage à trios free-for-all-fuck-fest featuring yours truly. So much for me learning my lesson on cheating-shit, I'm a man baby.

But the downside, if there is one, is that these two girls are bringing out the crazed/addicted son-of-a-bitch in me. Yeah, I have a healthy appetite for sex, but damn, it's all I think about. Not just sex in general, but sex with multiple partners, sex with sisters, mothers, and daughters. The slightest thought of any number of these hot combinations gets the blood racing to my dick. All I care about is pussy.

With two three-ways under my belt already, all I want is more (and with different girls). I spend my free time online (thank god for internet porn!) jerking off to whatever hot shit I can find. Trashytoons.com has got every dirty combination of women, props, and all that good stuff to stimulate my mind as well as my dick. There's a FREE TRIAL and you better believe I put that shit to work in my favor. Happy fucking Friday my brothers.

It is all to the good to have the next couple of days to myself. Last night was our last night of fucking for the rest of the week as the 18 year old has to study for her last two finals this week. Of course she'll call to talk when she can, but I don't really give a damn whether she does or not. I love having time to myself to do whatever the fuck I want. And believe you me, I always find something, or someone to do.

I'm not going to go on the prowl tonight because I just feel like chillin and relaxing with my bong and my purple kush. Over the next couple days, I'll answer about half of the 18 year old's phone calls and I'll let her leave a voicemail on the other half of calls because she needs to know that her man "keeps it moving". I don't wait by the phone for anyone. In turn, her pussy will marinate and once we see each other again, she'll practically jump on my dick.

When the weed kicks in, I'll fire up the computer and use my FREE TRIAL to look at slutty hot pieces of anime whores on TrashyToons.com. They get fucked all up and down at all goddamn day and night. These toons will start my Wednesday evening off beautifully, and possibly end my night off as well. Check it out and fucking enjoy. I sure as hell will-twice or three times, maybe.

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