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This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age

I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder.

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Some people (anal-retentive, humorless no fun types) often say that when you leave childhood you should leave your toys and other childish things behind you.

These sexy swingers show that some toys can remain and stand the tests of time and age…they just get different uses and I guess can't be called childish things cos when used this way they are adult things.

Generally I and I'm sure most of my generation has nothing but contempt for these young teen/tweens nowadays who have suddenly decided that they are hippies and being a hippy equals getting stoned all the time and thats it.

Then you come across these little wood nymph hippy chicks who are all into being one with nature which to them also means being naked all the time…as long as they also know about the free love beliefs they can call themselves whatever kinda hippy they want and as long as they are fucking me I'm hip with it.

This just goes to show that many negroes have just as many stereotypes about honkies as white people do about blacks.

See now reality is different, as we know white chicks crave that big black dick and all the white chicks I've done could easily take that guys cock with room for another.  What this picture needs is one of those tiny twat thai chicks.

Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional' with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…

Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for some, many young couples would rather be ‘walking the dog' than using their legs…but they still prefer going outside to do it.

At first when I read this, I wonder what the hell these loser dudes must be doing wrong that they, even married, get so little sex that they turn into ravenous sex fiends.

Then I look up the hill and see what they're married to, and realize…no wonder these guys aren't getting any, cos who the hell could fuck those beasts on the hill.

I blame tree huggers and eco-freaks and modern disposable society for troubled marriages like this one.

In the good ol' days when we did our shopping they would give us big ol' paper bags in case we had big ol' ugly wives…If this idiot knew about brown-bagging he could just have a good time and appreciate those huge tits.

Billy Bratson always had difficulty getting the ball in the hoop, the puck in the net, and the cum in the pussy…

Fortunately his endowment always made up for his lack of co-ordination leading him to fame among the cheerleading squads off the field if not on.

Yep, those 70's and 80's punk rock bands have now got fans who are getting old enough to be grammas…
If this was the band The Clash now would be the perfect time for them to sing “Should I Stay or Should I Go” and scarily the dark-haired dude looks like he's actually considering staying.

“Hmmm” thought Gabriel, “Im tired of sharing…time for bio-warfare”

Saying that TrashyToons.com is a hilarious website is an understatement. Puff, puff, pass-whatever the animators are smoking, I need a rip from!!! Life is too short to be uptight, so live a little and stimulate your mind and cock all in one place.

TrashyToons.com is full of hot animated chicks that love every aspect of sex.  Their hands, mouths, and every hole cum into play where it's no holds barred fuck for all.

The next time you go through a 'what the fuck happened last night' moment, remember that the anime's over at TrashyToons.com sympathize with you - life's a trip. A little bit of liquid courage can go a long way...

but damn! The animators over at TrashyToons.com have a playful way of showing what was behind the split between the too good to be true couple. If you think this is funny, wait'll you actually see what these crazy fucks have concocted.

These anime's over at TrashyToons.com are willing to do anything to take it to the next level of sexual pleasure. Can you hang? Man up, or get the fuck on...

Fortunately, these horny animated chicks won't give a damn whether you release in one minute or in one hour because at TrashyToons.com, it is your world and your imagination. Enjoy them for as long (or as short) as you want!!!

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. TrashyToons.com keeps its shit real-too real. Cookies and milk will be fine. Nothing more please.

School is almost over for the 18 year old as she is going to study for her last two finals this weekend. This'll give me plenty of time to stroll the beaches of Southern California and titty watch. Summertime is the most beautiful time of the year as all the undercover sluts sport their skimpy outfits and flock by the dozens, waiting to get gawked at. Southern Cali is a prime location for top notch looking bitches every time of the year, but summertime is when the selection is abundant. Fortunately for me, I'm right in the middle of all the action.

I work damn well on myself and am not as lazy as most men (though I have my moments, too), so I deserve to be banging the bitches I bang. I put myself out there at a moderate level and know how to fuck a girl right. Should it matter that I'm not monogamous? Every woman deserves to be treated the way I treat them when we're one on one. And this is the season for fun in the sun. Fuck, I should have given the broad from last night "the business", but no need to dwell now. Beginning this weekend, it's time to get in mac mode and holler at all of the outta towners. They're the horny freaks who will give it up with no strings attached; hence, NO DRAMA.

Tonight, I'm going to relax and use my FREE TRIAL to look at a few clips from TrashyToons.com. The animators over there have a wicked imagination and know how to tickle the funny bone. And I'm going to unwind with a couple of rips from the bong while chillin on my patio and if all is well, that's where I'll be falling asleep as the weather right now is perfect.

David Copperfield and Lance Burton have nothing on The Amazing Waldo. Cum check out tricks that no other magician can perform (and get away with) over at TrashyToons.com.

So again last night the 18 year old didn't call or text. I thought for sure she would've but no, nothing. I know this girl fairly well by now and she ain't exactly the most driven or deep girl I've ever met, but she does have that certain something about her that leads you to believe that in a few years time she just might - might - transform herself into some badass type of moderately successful young woman. Not only is she pretty hot but she's got that fire, you know, the kind that makes you wanna run with her and that can hold peoples attention. The kind that makes her walk up to a 29 year old guy in a movie theatre and give him her number. She definitely has potential.

If this is it and I'm misreading her anger of the other night, I'll honestly have to admit that part of me will miss banging her. I'd be willing to bet that she breaks down and calls this weekend, not because my ego needs her to but because over the past few months she's been showing me a side of herself that I don't think she shows a lot of people. She's opening up to me, or at least trying and wanting to, and to be able to watch this as it happens while not so much distancing myself, but in a way not ultimately caring, makes me think either that I'm getting jaded as I get older, or that all that really matters to me is needing to know whether or not she'll continue letting me put my dick in her tight teenage pussy.

I spent last night smoking purple kush, of which I still have plenty of, while contemplating these thoughts. Part of me finds them disturbing, but the part that lives in reality knows that it's easier to go through life like this, for a guy at least. The times in my life when I really pursued girls with sincerity and genuine feeling ended up being when I was disappointed most. The times when I treated girls badly, used them for what I wanted, and generally acted like I didn't give two shits about them, was when I had more pussy than I knew what to do with.

I realized last night, as I'm sure most guys have by now, that girls bring all this on themselves. It takes them years if not decades to realize that assholes and bad boys are only going to hurt them. But why? Why not date some nice guy who treats you with love and respect? There are plenty of those guys out there, the only problem is they aren't any fucking fun. Girls are seriously retarded. Don't you sometimes wish that they could be like these cartoon bitches on TrashyToons.com. I wish this animated chick was real. I wished it so badly last night before I went to sleep that my cumshot almost hit me in the face.